“Based on our unique case, we discourage penile... →
This makes all of the sense.
Best Make-a-Wish Ever →
barthel: “I watch MythBusters and they inspired me to blow a building up,” said the young boy from Fresno, Calif.
Cold and flu remedies.
I have a cold. So I made a screwdriver and some blackberry tea. And then poured the blackberry tea into my screwdriver. And it is Good.
Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook →
meganamram: Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts! FRUIT SALAD INGREDIENTS: 1 lb. bag of Skittles 3 cups ranch dressing DIRECTIONS: Mix well. Serve room temperature. -
If my left arm is asleep, does that mean I could go back to bed too?
Sh*t Homophobic People Say →
I’m officially addicted to ennui, apparently.– Me, Gchat with a friend
Werk it, gerl. Or something. →
daveholmes: The premise of “Work It” is that men can’t get jobs because women take all the jobs so these men dress up like women to get jobs selling pharmaceuticals to doctors because doctors are men and will only buy medicine from women who are beautiful? Because there are no women who are doctors? So…men…
jmdeluxe replied to your video: One of those “look at me, I saw the world” videos… Must. Remember. To take. More video. Yeah. You know this will go viral by Friday.
If you don’t giggle watching these pigs swim, you’ve got no soul. (via Tripfilms)
Gchat Truths w/ Alex
Alexandra: ok. then watch amie & jaguar
me: that was next, too
Alexandra: it's a gay movie but not because it involves nazis
me: nazis are the WORST
Zooey Deschanel perfectly exemplifies my job hunt...