January 2012
30 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 23rd
“Based on our unique case, we discourage penile... →
This makes all of the sense. 
Jan 21st
Best Make-a-Wish Ever →
barthel: “I watch MythBusters and they inspired me to blow a building up,” said the young boy from Fresno, Calif.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
Jan 20th
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Cold and flu remedies.
I have a cold. So I made a screwdriver and some blackberry tea. And then poured the blackberry tea into my screwdriver. And it is Good.
Jan 20th
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Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook →
meganamram: Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts! FRUIT SALAD INGREDIENTS: 1 lb. bag of Skittles 3 cups ranch dressing DIRECTIONS: Mix well. Serve room temperature. -
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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“If my left arm is asleep, does that mean I could go back to bed too?”
Jan 17th
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Sh*t Homophobic People Say →
Jan 13th
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“I’m officially addicted to ennui, apparently.”
– Me, Gchat with a friend
Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
Werk it, gerl. Or something.  →
daveholmes: The premise of “Work It” is that men can’t get jobs because women take all the jobs so these men dress up like women to get jobs selling pharmaceuticals to doctors because doctors are men and will only buy medicine from women who are beautiful? Because there are no women who are doctors? So…men…
Jan 5th
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jmdeluxe replied to your video: One of those “look at me, I saw the world” videos… Must. Remember. To take. More video. Yeah. You know this will go viral by Friday. 
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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WatchWatch
If you don’t giggle watching these pigs swim, you’ve got no soul. (via Tripfilms)
Jan 4th
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Gchat Truths w/ Alex
Alexandra: ok. then watch amie & jaguar
me: that was next, too
Alexandra: it's a gay movie but not because it involves nazis
me: nazis are the WORST
Alexandra: haha
the. worst.
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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ListenZooey Deschanel perfectly exemplifies my job hunt...
Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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